Shane McMahon Is An Immortal

((HT: CBS 2 New York/WWE))
Let's gather the evidence- working backwards...
Starting with today, here's what happened this morning...
Now,let's go backwards...
He has done two suicide dives in pay-per-views...and a WHOLE LOT of other things while we're at it...
So, really, the HQ can come up with no other conclusion...
He. Is. Immortal.
There is no debate any further...